my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
- My Manager: *says something to me as he's walking away*
- Me: What?
- My Manager: *mumbles*
- Me: Okay, I don't know what you said but I'm going to assume you're wrong.
- Manager: *mumbles*
- Me: Oh dear lord.
- Me: MUMBLER
- Customer: *laughs hysterically*